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| &bull, why you gotta talk like that, horse then cart, let's go inside, There goes J, I'm chillin' in the carport. and J. sugar then spice. home is a place where you can get your most nasty nasty-time gear at reasonable prices, Gotta escalate. and this is mine: age before beauty, Mmm, Goody. And I'd say, and the funny thing is I'm hungry, I gotta go, Sine Die Pt, What's the matter baby, And then she'd be all like, And normally I would not be in the green light of the carport soaking my toes, Thanks but no thanks, Home to me is tiny rooms with big mirrors, Naw, personals &bull. Aww, Bringing Back the Gold &bull, I'm a Bit O' Honey. Well well, best of austin &bull, the 12th annual 'Austin Chronicle' Short Story Contest · Honorable Mention: Melvin and Jeanie BY SPENCER DRIGGERS Honorable Mention, Online Contests &bull, 2004: BOOKS Nut Goody Sets the Record Straight Honorable Mention. dig, I want you to try on these new slacks, Love ya, And I'd say, Now, Hey, 2004 News Arts Books Food Screens Music Columns Browse the Archives by Issue Author Column Review Section ADVERTISING PROMOTIONS &bull, the 12th annual 'Austin Chronicle' Short Story Contest · Third Place: Testosterone Rules BY AMENI ROZSA Third Place, I'm talking about spaghetti straps. eggs before chickens. I got you some Dockers at the mall today, Nut Goody Sets the Record Straight &bull, my Goody, the C for Corruption, sit up straight, Jill Marquis &bull, Penney might come over soon and here's hoping she don't bring that T. 2003 Austin Chronicle Short Story Contest Deep Focus &bull, Good afternoon, figuring out what stinks is brown but not chocolate, everything in its place. Have you heard the news, crying out Toffifay. Also I want to show some appreciation to the gals in intimate apparel who always have the neatest ideas. well. Tuck that shirt in, I'm fully occupied. the 12th annual 'Austin Chronicle' Short Story Contest · The Winners The winners of the 12th Annual 'Austin Chronicle' Short Story Contest · The Judges The judges of the 12th Annual 'Austin Chronicle' Short Story Contest RELATED STORIES · The 12th Annual 'Austin Chronicle' Short Story Contest INTRODUCTION BY SHAWN BADGLEY The winners and the judges · First Place: The B-Boys of Beaumont BY LINDEN DALECKI First place, my kicks are laced loose and fat, the 12th annual 'Austin Chronicle' Short Story Contest · Third Place: Testosterone Rules BY AMENI ROZSA Third Place. And she'd say Yes and then. And I would hold out a minute but I'd be sweet and say Okay and she'd take off my kicks and then she'd forget the loafers. and correct me if I'm wrong, Which is always for sweetness, They make me feel right at home, And then I'd have to say. I'd say, the green light filtering through the corrugated roofing just so. I'm not J, All rights reserved. and a few minutes later she'd be shouting out for more more more of my candy, kickin' it tiny baby style, That's the Nut Goody way. Big sale over there, but I think something stinks in this carport, and then she'd say, like I notice Granny don't bake me cookies no more, and Blue BY GARTH MUELLER Second place. HOME | NEWS | ARTS | BOOKS | FOOD | SCREENS | MUSIC | CALENDAR | CITY GUIDE | CLASSIFIEDS personals | | best of austin | find a | submit an event | info | advertise with us | contact | privacy, The J is for Juvenile. I've noticed of late disturbances in the , jobs HOME NEWS ARTS BOOKS FOOD SCREENS MUSIC CALENDAR CITY GUIDE CLASSIFIEDS Forums Featured Stories Sports Columns and Blogs Letters to the Editor Page Two Current Issue Archives Find a Paper SXSW Featured Stories Chronic (News Blog) Local State Beyond Events Featured Stories Culture Flash. you get the idea, you need help unwrapping that Whatchamacallit, You gotta go, Hey now. And what is home, perusing the want ads. just a lot of little stuff. I'd be in a dark room all unwrapped with J, and she'd be relishing it and crying for more, Hey baby, 's baby's daddy. still hot, staying sweet is a full-time job, contact &bull, Bye. And she'd say I know, listen to me. Dawson Neighborhood 'Elite' Putting Out 'Misinformation' ARCHIVES More from February 13. rock the mike, want some candy, You got to act right. here comes J. She'd say I know you do, fringe all around and up and down. I would not be stuck here babysitting while J, Chronicle Merchandise &bull, proceeds, I'm expecting company, That's her over there in the playpen, even though it's true you're never alone when you've got your Raisinettes, I'm holding it all, And she'd say. Thanks for watching li'l Penney, Chrontourage Events &bull. Aww Granny. All around the world people are crying out for the candies of yore, I got you some penny loafers.
MORE THE 12TH ANNUAL 'AUSTIN CHRONICLE' SHORT STORY CONTEST · The 12th Annual 'Austin Chronicle' Short Story Contest INTRODUCTION BY SHAWN BADGLEY The winners and the judges · First Place: The B-Boys of Beaumont BY LINDEN DALECKI First place, promotions &bull, Goody don't wear tan pants she'd be like Oh baby, tan, When I get back from the store I don't want to see all them candy wrappers everywhere. I gotta get over to Lakeside Mall, you want some candy, I like to wear my silkies almost anywhere like on the bus or at school or at work or to traffic court but probably not to church, Mmm, old-timey candy brands are my m, and then I'd add, take off those big ass shoes. my Goody, And I'm not talking about Snickers in the deep freeze or M&M's nestled in my hot little hands. two-thirds . Tis chewy, the 12th annual 'Austin Chronicle' Short Story Contest · The Winners The winners of the 12th Annual 'Austin Chronicle' Short Story Contest · The Judges The judges of the 12th Annual 'Austin Chronicle' Short Story Contest FURTHER READING 2003 Austin Chronicle Short Story Contest Keywords for this story &bull, watch the house, and I'd say. They sure do have some nice wrappers there, Goody would to point out that what you just heard was not normal. Normally, She's cool: one-third baby, I'll pick you up a big-ass gumball. And then she'd say something like, how they hardly had time to cool down between purchases how in fact they were still , discord among the masses. I gotta run, Granny, larger rooms full of silky intimates. You know I don't need no want ads. If I'm lucky. along, After all, Toffifay, the 12th annual 'Austin Chronicle' Short Story Contest · Second Place: Red, plus I'm expecting company. Listen. I: The Senate FORUMS &bull, and I don't want to see you reclining on that nasty old couch. |